Someone on the internet that I don't know bought me expensive chocolates and I'm so happy about this. They could be poison but I don't care because this is probably the only time this will happen in my life.

I wish I was an alchemist.

hello everyone! i decided to switch blogs  for personal reasons. you can find my new blog here. thank you very much~

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i’ll never pass the driving test because i’m a fuckin failure

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coelacanthteeth:

some dude who came into the restaurant reading/annotating a bible (???) came over and tried to hit on me (?????) while I was reading which I HATE because he walked up to me while I was on my BREAK at WORK ie the only time that I can be by myself and not have to talk to any stupid people at work and also he asked “what are you reading? looks interesting” and it’s like yeah it is it’s even more interesting when I’m not interrupted by weird strangers!!!

but anyways good news is I’m reading The Purity Myth so as soon as I said “it’s a book about how virginity and purity are patriarchal myths and how the religiously-fueled purity campaign harms women” he started trying to find a way to exit the situation pretty quickly

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luhaniac:

yoU THINK YOU’RE REAL CUTE, DON’T YOU????

REAL FUCKING CUTE, RIGHT????

i think so too

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tesskun:

dr-vblschrf:

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OH MY FUCKING GOD

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